and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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