I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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