His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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