so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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