Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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