Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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