I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
