It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The feeling are messing with the penis
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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