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(775): View more from Nevada

Are we in a gay sports bar?

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(503): View more from Oregon

She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.

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(530): View more from California

If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...

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(734): View more from Michigan

Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.

(904): View more from Florida

So when does your new flight leave?

(734): View more from Michigan

At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying

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(919): View more from North Carolina

she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned

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(914): View more from New York

And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.

(845): View more from New York

I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.

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(925): View more from California

You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!

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