just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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