Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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