yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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