I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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