did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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