That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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