I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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