Joe is yelling at the trees again.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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