4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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