nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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