do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize