We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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