: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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