I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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