she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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