it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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