good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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