just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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