areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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