You made me cry and you don't even care
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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