I can tuck mytits in my pants
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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