She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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