too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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