If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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