But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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