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Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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