You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
