Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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