How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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