Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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