its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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