The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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