I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We talked him into tasing himself.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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