You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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