I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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