oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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