I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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