How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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