Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i think im in europe. pls send help
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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