dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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