if you like me you must not know who I am
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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