I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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