Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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