For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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